Colleague: Did you see those gay photos of him on facebook? The ones of him looking all happy and in love with his girlfriend?
Me: 
Why can’t tumblr remember tags I use ten times a day, but insists on reminding me of every misspelled mistake I ever drunk tagged in the past five years?

Tumblr staff: HAY! SHARE YOUR STUFF ON FACEBOOK! HIGHLIGHT YOUR POST! DISABLE MISSING E!
Me:

Just when I think a trip to the supermarket will calm my Avengers-mania,
THEY PUT AVENGERS IN THE LEMONS.

Danno: What are you saying? Excuse me, can you translate, smooth-dog?
Steve: AO is the area of operation; all the areas we need to put on a full lockdown for General Pak’s route from the airport to the summit site. Choke points are areas where the motorcade can get slowed down or ambushed.
Danno: Ok, I got an idea, uh, if you guys are going to keep talking like this maybe we can a dictionary?
Steve: Alright, I’m sorry about him, it’s good to see you.
1.09 | Po’ipuXDDD Steve finding his boyfriend super adorbs in the background.
Steve: ♥__♥
DANNY’S HANDS. STEVE’S FACE.